Incredible Day wIth My Bike

Yup. As the title says, incredible day. Here's how the story goes..

While I was on my way to the badminton court to exercise and play some shuttles, guess what. On the way, I fucking tumbled down the road. Well, I was speeding and when I reached at this junction, I pulled over. And as soon as I started to pull over, guess what, I drifted. You know.. Tokyo Drift kind of drift except I'm riding a motorcycle and not driving a car. And then, yeah, I drifted and I thought it was so fucking cool at first. Actually, I did say to myself, "Wow. I'm drifting!" And in like the next one second, I said to myself once again and it was "Oh fuck! I'm dying!" And that was the moment where I crashed myself down onto the road. I kissed the floor, baby! Obviously, it was nothing to be proud of. It was pretty embarrassing but I haven't done any 'first time' activities for quite some time now, so it was a pretty good experience and lesson to me. At least, I know one thing for sure now, DO NOT SPEED WHEN IT'S RAINING! YOU'LL GET KILLED! And also, thank you Lord for letting me live. I'm appreciating my innocent soul now. *expressing gratitude*

Before I log out, I would like to tell you guys this.. Let your parents drive and give you a ride to anywhere you want to go, just don't go by yourself with a motorcycle. Riding a motorcycle is like walking into the mouth of hell. We, humans, homo sapiens weren't born for nothing. We weren't thrown down from the sky. We weren't picked up from the garbage bins. We were designed, built, created to make the world a better place to live in. So, just be sincere, friendly, kind, generous, stop murdering unless you're paid, stop taking drugs unless it's free, stop smoking unless it's Marlboro, stop cursing unless you're a witch which also makes you a total whore. And just be a fucking saint. Sins shall perish, humans shall cherish.